my class is HILARIOUS and the jail man

i have this boy that always says "seriously."  
"mrs. hopper you look so good today. seriously!" "my mema (grandma) is taking me to get ice cream.  seriously, i'm serious!"


so when i say my class is hilarious, i'm serious. seriously, they're hilarious! and sweet. even though they drive me nuts because there are so many needs and crazies and chatterboxes.


exhibit a:
-while we are waiting for kids to gather at the carpet, we play the quiet game.  one person sits in my chair and picks someone who is quiet to take their place, etc.  works miracles.  everyone wants to sit in my chair. i'm famous.
so yeseterday, someone calls on one of my boys. he gets up and says, "what did the chicken say..." and then i cut him off and said, "that's not how we play the quiet game." and i started laughing and so did the class because it was SO funny. and the kids could not get over how funny it was.  also because it came from this particular boy.

i know this is crooked and yes i was too lazy to retake it because i had already taken 6 steps to my classroom. our new board.  after spring break we will add..."bring may flowers" and have flowers up. cute.

exhibit b: 
-my sweet little crazy boy had a dentist appointment and left early on tuesday. on his way down the hall i said, "bye boy!" [but i used his name] and then he responds, "Bye!! LOVE YA!" melt my heart and die happy it was so cute! 

here is a close-up of our cute rain people. the drops saw  things about april showers using our 5 senses.

exhibit c:
-boy from exhibit a. we were reading this book called baby wolf for his reading group.  non-fiction book about baby wolves. so i ask before we started, "what do you know about baby wolves?" he says, "i know they are a gift from God." insert: AWWWWW. 
and then i asked him after reading to tell me what he learned about baby wolves and he says, "okay, drumroll..." so i gave him a little drumroll.  sometimes we do that when i am announcing who gets a special privilege or something. he's funny.

bunny bags for easter.  i got the poem from a teeny tiny teacher [here]--must give credit where credit is deserved. the bunny on the right is a nerd bunny. made by the outdoor pee-er in the previous post.

exhibit d:
-one boy just came in from lunch and said, "boy 1 just tripped me and i almost broke my skull! and he tripped boy  2 and boy 3 and even almost broke boy 2's privates!"


okay what is all this potty talk about? see here and here.


exhibit e:
-the boy that always says, "seriously! i'm serious!" wrote a story during his work on writing/free writing time. i will type it in it's original form [spelling and grammar] because i was biting my tongue trying not to laugh at his story. i give you...the jail man.

I hate being in jail because I got restied. [arrested]

yes I got out of jail I am so hape [happy] that I got out of jail.

N-o no I just got in jail Kum on I hate Being restied. and the coop [cop] said you whnt [went] past the sped lmit and some times people go past the sped lmit it is over naw [now] hape Brtthae [happy birthday] you are ocae [okay] naw.  you are fin naw I am just kiting [kidding] you didn't go past the sped lmit I am sore [sorry] naw the end

okay you didn't need to pee your pants...wasn't that funny. but seriously, hilarious, no?