i just went for a run [at night, i know. it was like 8.30 pm when i got home. normally it's like 8.30 am when i get home. but it's a good thing i went. i had some serious frustration and stress with my crazy class to run out.]. when i was about 3 running minutes from home, some guy [with some other guy in the passenger seat] pulls up next to me, rather he slows down and rolls down his window and this was our conversation all whilst i was still running and he was rolling along:
dude: "do you know where the nearest GNC is?"
me: "GNC?"
dude: "yeah, do you know what that is?"
me: "yeah, like the vitamin store. no i don't. what are you looking for?" [thinking i would recommend sunflower or something."
dude: "nitrix." [or something like that. probably some fake muscle building stuff that is potentially carcinogenic.] "i need it for me ???" [didn't catch that last word. it was probably lame anyway.]
me: "no..."
dude: "actually, i just thought you were cute."
me: "oh well i'm married." [RING FLASH. seriously. i did it. felt so good.]
dude: "oh, lucky guy."
me: "yeah..."
dude: "you should take that as a compliment."
me: "thanks."
dude: "well keep up the good work."
me: "thanks."
i was not giving him the time of day. obviously. i'm pretty head over heels, over the moon, wider than the ocean, IN LOVE with my boo. that steven, man. he's pretty amazing. and that's a huge understatement.
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