Friday, October 7, 2011

funny first graders

i love my little first graders.
they say the funniest things!

this is what i heard today:

one of my little girls came up during writer's workshop and said, "teacher can i tell you something?  don't tell anyone else."  [i had just told the class a "secret" and said that--don't tell anyone else. the secret was that illustrators try their very best when they don't think they can draw something.]
anyway.  she tells me this secret:
 "yesterday i took a chicken bone home and gave it to my dog." 
i literally burst out laughing and said, "a chicken bone from the school lunch?"  because they had chicken wings. 
it was hilarious. gosh i love these kids!

also, this boy had an emergency appendectomy and will be out for the next week or longer.  i am so sad!  what am i going to do when no one is telling me he likes my belt or that i look so good, seriously.

and...add 2 more apples to my apple count. i've gotten 7!  they just keep bringing them because their friends do.  i think i might stop buying apples! 


**ADDENDUM**
[2 hours later]
i was telling the class about the boy that had an appendectomy and how our other friend in our class is sick on his birthday!  then i started going all health-nutty on them and we talked about the things that we need to do to stay healthy:
1) sleep!
2) drink lots of water
3) eat healthy foods
4) exercise


and when we were talking about healthy [or healfy to some] foods, we listed some veggies, fruits, etc. that are good and things that weren't so good.  one boy raised his hand and said, "yeah, and if you eat too much junk food [emphasis on the junk food, then your bum will bleed." 
he said it so matter-of-factly.  almost like he's had some sort of personal experience with it.  i was trying so hard not to laugh. i had this huge smile on my face.  it was hilarious!!


those kids!

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