spring break, part 1: a carrot & 10

i pulled out this crazy carrot this morning when i was juicing.

i decided to turn it into a carrot person on the ipad, because that's what i saw.

my picture actually turned out exactly as i had imagined it.

10 [random thoughts]:


1] i am obsessed with spring break. it's like a sneak peak of summer. and i keep saying, "it's spring break!!"


2] this is what i told steven during the musical number in church on sunday: "i want a garden. no actually a farm. i want fresh, organic, pesticide free vegetables. and i want organic, free range chicken and eggs and organic, grass fed beef." and i might also like to add that i want an orchard with apple, nectarine, and plum trees.


3]  i love body pump so much. 


4]  i wish i didn't have to work. i love teaching so much, but that's not what i want to do for the rest of my life. december needs to come fast [when steven graduates] and then may 2013 even faster [when school is out...next year].


5]  i am thoroughly enjoying my spring break, but i kind of miss my hilarious kids.


6]  why don't i make more time to read? i am finally reading the Hunger Games and I LOVE IT. i'll be seeing the movie the end of this week. even if it's alone. okay probably not because i don't think i'd ever go to a movie alone.


7]  i need to visit with my friends more.  alissa and i visited dana and her itty bitty little girl today. my heart was melting the whole time. in fact, it melted all the way and steven had to come home from work for me to have a heart again. he melts my heart too, though, so i don't know how i even have a heart at all. but i do, i tell ya. i do.


8]  i love brown rice. and it is so good for you. bang bang. love.


9]  i wish i could go to a yoga class everyday, like a good one. i triple chocolate fudge ice cream love it. [i don't love chocolate ice cream though...but i think other people do. i golden spoon love it.] the class i went to today was so good. 

this is why i need to not work: 

because i love going to gym classes 

in the morning, like body pump and yoga,

and i can't when i have to work. 

boo. and they're not as good after school

because all the "hot chicks" in college go.

so not me. i'm so much better than them.

obviously. [[that's a joke. kind of.]]

10] i wish i had all of the time and money in the world and i could not work and stay at home with my kids and go to body pump and body combat and yooooooga! and run outside in the sunshine and play with my babies and juice all i wanted with fresh organic veggies from my garden and make dinner every night with organic free range chickens that i hired someone to slaughter prepare for cooking from my farm and make steven some nice grass fed beef hamburgers that doesn't cost my right big toe and left pinky to buy. wouldn't that be nice?


okay now i need to go to bed and dream about my farm. which will probably turn into me as katniss everdeen scurrying up a tree and hiding for dear life.